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Criminals lowering what we already thought of them.
Criminals in the past few years have decided to set the bar lower for what we already thought of them and for most of us that is already very low. I am about to show you a list of the absolute lowest of the lowest of the criminal minds.
1. Edward Williams of Houston, Texas, was given a $10,000 fine and 10 years of probation what was this man charged for. Stealing exactly 79,680 rolls of toilet paper.
2. In Portugal a man was accused of sneaking his children into a zoo. This man pulled off this by dressing all three of his children in monkey suits and proclaiming that they were “exotic monkeys”3. A man in Holland broke into a home riding on a skateboard tripped through a pane of glass and broke his leg. The man would then sue the family. HE WON THE CASE!!!!!
4. Police in Maine arrested a man who had a bag of illegal substances taped to his forehead
5. Police in Pittsburgh arrested a man for drunk driving. Not a big surprise except for the fact that the car was on fire.
6. Two burglars were arrested in Delaware for stopping and asking a cop for directions.
7. A man was arrested for reporting that someone had stolen his illegal substances
8. A man in Utah for drunk driving on his lawn mover through a jack in the box drive- thru
9. A Jamaican was arrested for hijacking a passenger plane. When asked why he did it the man stated “I dunno.”
10. A man in the U.K was arrested for taking his picture at the scene and accidently leaving his cell phone at the scene.